Realizing my boyfriend looks kinda exactly like Peter Prentice from The Mindy Project.
you a lucky lady
I’m a dude.
Sorry for my assumption! :)
one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
Oh yeah. This concept is soooo adorable.
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
"i want to wear shorts and i did it because society shouldn’t limit their happiness due to the opinions of people they will never see again" a guide to self empowerment
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation