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These here are some random quotes. Read through and see if you recognise any.
“That must be Nigel with the brie!”
“Woo-hoo, I’m normal — gotta go tell the cat!”
“You need to wait for a white taxi driver to take you home, mate.”
“What’s a Bogey Lowenstein?”
“Wait hang on…. so this isn’t the real me? This isn’t my body? But I’ve been dieting!”
“You smell like a baby prostitute.”
“Dinosaur eats man; woman inherits the Earth.”
“Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!”
“Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there.”
“Tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam.”
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
“Women are for friendships. Men are for fucking.”
“Oh, wouldn’t that be great…being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man, but with less embarrassing genitals.”
“Did you know, locking someone out in the cold isn’t the same as giving them an air conditioner?”
“It’s nice to be important but it’s more important to be nice.”
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
“Looks like he’s trying to land a plane.”
“The Angels have the Phone Box.”
“Filthy rich. Timber money. In their case, it really does grow on trees.”
“Ye mera divanapan hai.”
“… Clever as I am, I remain just as big a fool as anyone else.”
“The other passengers are worried that you are looking at them.”
“You remind me of the babe.”
“I’m making cheesecake. It’s American for ‘dessert’.”
“Now you have adults going “I was offended, I was offended and I have rights!” Well so what, be offended — nothing happens! You’re an adult, grow up, and deal with it. “I was offended!” Well, I don’t care! Nothing happens when you’re offended. “I went to the comedy show and the comedian said something about the lord, and I was offended, and when I woke up in the morning, I had leprosy.””
“I cried during Dil To Pagal Hai. I cried during my birth.”
“Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.”
“These pretzels are making me thirsty.”
“Indian people are so cheap that we actually created the number ‘zero’.”
“I just realised, maybe it’s maturity or the wisdom that comes with age but the witch in Hansel and Gretel, she’s very misunderstood. I mean the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
“Don’t tell anyone this, but after watching DDLJ I stood in a meadow for three days waiting for someone to ring a cowbell for me.”
“Why not just tell people I’m an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They’ll believe anything you say, because you’re a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, “I’m an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight,” people would say, “Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He’s cracked up. You can’t believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.”
“Meryl Streep could play Batman and be the right choice.”
“Guys, he’s not my boyfriend. We just hang out. He’s my bhaifriend!”
“You’re pretty cocky for a tall, handsome, rich charming guy.”
“Would the McCallister sisters stand back to back? I’m short on bullets.”
“Mon amour, mon ami.”
“Where do you get this stuff?”
Feel free to leave a trivia question regarding these quotations in my ‘Ask’. :)
